Spare me my life!

Let's go Dutch! Take anything you want! Let me off at the next corner!

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Death Metal Rooster

The title says it all...

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Happiness is a warm bun

Right now I am the happiest man in the far east. I have a new Thai girlfriend and a Big Mac in my stomach.

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Thai massage part 2

I woke up Saturday afternoon after a massive night out with people from work, feeling hungover and seedy as all hell. I decided that some food and rehydration was in order

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Would you like monkey with your penis soup?

Learning to speak thai is both fun, challenging, and a supremely daunting task.

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Why I love The Internet Part 1

He's out there, putting himself on the front line day in, day out, and risking life and limb all in the name of a good story.

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So I went to get a facial

Why am I smiling in this photo?

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Happy New Mia

“Beer, will you marry me?”

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Just plain weird

To the german reader who regularly comes to this site by searching for the words “tsunami+katoey”

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Winter in bangkok

Someone once asked me if I’d ever ‘try’ one of Bangkok’s infamous ladyboys. I jokingly said I would “the day it snows in Bangkok!”

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@simondodson "You're just a tracer".
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OH @mootpointer "we could put in place a false dns entry for time.asia.apple.com to force everyone to think it's beer o-clockl"
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@MrFlungabunga hahahaha...that's made my day!
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YOU DID NOT GET FUCKING RIPPED IN 4 WEEKS, NOW FUCK OFF!
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http://bit.ly/615rWg Pat Robertson 'A Public Relations Nightmare,' Says God
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Don't know what they're selling, but I'm buying. http://bit.ly/8uOyYo
NSFW, contains many, many boobs.
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According to my Sleep Cycle app, I only had 4 hrs of deep sleep last night. No wonder I'm constantly tired!
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Dear Sydney, thongs are for wearing to the beach or corner shop when buying milk, not to work. #fashionfail
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Crazy day. Strangely satisfying though. ^5's for @markagency
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