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The Dirty Three Appreciation Post

It's been many years since I'd first seen The Dirty Three, and I'd almost forgotten just how incredibly awesome they really are. The video below serves as a timely reminder. King of Goth Nick Cave tinkles the ivories.

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Scorpions

No, I’m not talking about the aging German pseudo-metal band that are considered the paradigm of good rock music in Thailand, I’m talking about maing bpong – the big, black, ugly looking beasts that can kill with a sting from their tail.

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Happy Birthday to me

Shit. Normally birthdays are just another day to me, nothing too special to get worked up about. But today, I am approximately Thirty Five of your human years old.

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Thai massage part 2

I woke up Saturday afternoon after a massive night out with people from work, feeling hungover and seedy as all hell. I decided that some food and rehydration was in order

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Crapocalypse Now

“Pattaya…shit. I’m still only in Pattaya. All I wanted was a holiday, and for my sins they gave me one. And when it was over, I’d never want another.”

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Your Man on The Grog

Holy crap! I’ve just been told I have three days to leave the country! No, I have not insulted the Kings’ daughters, I did not pee on the tires of the Prime Ministers’ car, and I have not made enemies with the local mafia.

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Subterranean Homesick Blues

Well well well. One year ago today I left the not so sunny shores of ye olde Melbourne towne for the adventure of a lifetime – living and working in Thailand.

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The Mt Everest of Restaurants

Last weekend YMOTG and MyTGF decided to go upmarket for dinner – the usual 100 baht for 3 courses of gristley beef and chicken-with-chillis-stuffed-with-chillis-in-chilli-sauce just wasn’t doing it for me

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According to my Sleep Cycle app, I only had 4 hrs of deep sleep last night. No wonder I'm constantly tired!
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Dear Sydney, thongs are for wearing to the beach or corner shop when buying milk, not to work. #fashionfail
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Crazy day. Strangely satisfying though. ^5's for @markagency
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