To the german reader who regularly comes to this site by searching for the words “tsunami+katoey” in google (yes I check my referrer stats daily), I would dearly love to know what these two words have in common and why they keep leading you here. Has a ladyboy on a makeshift log raft washed up on your local beach? (Are there even beaches in Germany?) Whoever you are, please, please, please leave a comment and tell me – inquiring minds want to know!

The scary thing about it all is that the stats show that Google works and regularly checks this site for content, thereby broadcasting my inane banter and (hopefully) witty repartee for all the world to see. I guess I should be chuffed that I at least ranked in the top ten results for the keyphrase.

Fellow Bangkok blogger and drinking partner Jon reckons someone once found his site by searching in google for john mcenroe + “king of sweden” + water. It’s a funny old place, the Intorweb. Almost as funny as Thailand.