'Tis a remorseless eating machine!" So said Captain McAlister, proprietor of the Frying Dutchman when Homer Simpson ate an entire restaurants' food during an all-you-can-eat buffet. If you wonder where I've been and why I haven't updated this blog, it's because I spend every spare minute of my day running to the shops for 2-minute noodles or to chinatown for som tum bpoo.

While we've been very fortunate that MyTW has not so far succumbed to the dreaded morning sickness, she has pretty much eaten me out of house and home - somehow without managing to put any actual weight on at all. Me? I'm still carrying about 6kgs that refuses to shift itself despite eating nothing but rice and vegetables...it just ain't fair I tells ya. Maybe it's me that's pregnant and not her.