Dear Sir/Madam

I am writing to complain about the driver of the 355 Bus from Marrickville Metro on Sunday at 2.30pm.

The driver on this bus was extremely aggressive and downright rude to both myself and the passenger in front of me (not travelling with me), right from the moment we got on the bus.

There was absolutely no excuse for the derogatory remarks made by him. Ordinarily, given the extremely poor service I would recommend that the driver be sacked, but I feel he has deeper emotional issues that need to be addressed for his own health and safety.

Perhaps his wife has been holding out on pussy. His kids probably hate him, and I'm willing to bet that he kicks his dog. A mean, gutless son-of-a-bitch.

Maybe he was just plain angry at having to work a sunday, or it's some deep-seated thing, like he was beaten as a child...I don't know, but either way there was NO excuse for taking it out on passengers. He was lucky I didn't drag him from the bus and punch his tits in.

He needs either counselling, reassignment, or to be sacked. The minimum I will accept is a public grovelling. Of course I'd prefer to have him flogged, but apparently that's illegal now (thanks VERY much Amnesty International!).

Anyway, I'll be taking a taxi from now, happy to spend the extra five dollars rather than be abused by fat, cowardly panty-sniffers who can't do their job properly.

I await your reply regarding the public grovelling. Weekends preferred.
Sincerely,
YMOTG