SHOW ME THE MO-NEY
Come on folks, today is your last chance to sponsor my ridiculous 'tache. It would seem that opinions are divided over whether I suit the mo' or not - on the one hand it scares young children and on the other it infuriates and enrages old ladies. Still, it's for a good cause, and if I've raised a few sheckels for charity while looking like a goose (something I normally do for free) then it's been worthwhile.
So far I've raised a paltry $65 (gracious thanks to those who have sponsored me already - Dad, Bruce, Steve, Kirk, Emma, and Marianne) but I know my loyal friends and readers can't be that stingy. So dig deep, people - the prostate gland of someone you know and love could be jeopardized by not sponsoring that tax-deductible $5.
UPDATE: Thanks to Dave and Andrew who came through with the goods to get me over the $100 mark. Big ups!