Earthquake!

I stood half-naked, huddled in the doorway of the bathroom (that’s what you’re supposed to do, right?)

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Merry Fucking Christmas

It’s 9am, and I’m at work. Damned heathens, forcing me to work on this holiest of sabbaths! How dare they! Do they not know it is my right to start drinking alcohol at breakfast, which leads to the ritual of the pre-lunch vomit.

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Painting the town brown

Further to Tuesdays’ bathroom bedlam I thought I’d share some more valuable cultural insight into Thailand, specifically regarding their toilets.

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Six Months Free And Clear

Today I have been in Thailand for six months. Six months away from fat, ugly, opinionated cows who look and act more like men than women.

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Nothing to see here

In all, a very quiet weekend for your man on the ground. Today started with a trip to Bumrungrad Hospital, reportedly one of the finest private hospitals in south east asia, to get my back checked out.

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Scorpions

No, I’m not talking about the aging German pseudo-metal band that are considered the paradigm of good rock music in Thailand, I’m talking about maing bpong – the big, black, ugly looking beasts that can kill with a sting from their tail.

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Winter in bangkok

Someone once asked me if I’d ever ‘try’ one of Bangkok’s infamous ladyboys. I jokingly said I would “the day it snows in Bangkok!”

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Toong Dok Tantawan

Yesterday started with a dawn bus journey to Lopburi, 155km’s directly north of Bangkok, for the annual “Toong Dok Tantawan” Sunflower festival. Each year people come in their thousands to walk around in the never-ending fields of blooming sunflowers and escape the rigours of Bangkok

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So I went to get a facial

Why am I smiling in this photo?

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Loy Kratong

Friday night was the annual Loy Kratong festival, the second biggest festival of the year here. Girls dress up in traditional thai clothes, everybody goes down to the river after dark

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