Thankyou Google

I always get a chuckle out of some of the more obscure google searches that land people at my site

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Playing Frogger with Keanu Reeves

When I first decided to start a blog about my time in Thailand, I promised myself two things. The first was that I would try to only write about my positive experiences

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Take the skinhead bowling

A friend of mine once told me about the perverse pleasure he used to derive from taking tiny thai women bowling and watching them struggle to throw a ball that was a quarter of their body weight down the lane, and I have to say he was right.

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Elephants and Beef Sweat

Friday night while walking home from work there was an elephant parked on the footpath outside my local 7-11

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Happiness is a warm bun

Right now I am the happiest man in the far east. I have a new Thai girlfriend and a Big Mac in my stomach.

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The Pizza nazi

Normally I’m the kind of person who values and even demands good service when dining out, something that is occasionally hard to find in a country like Thailand.

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Why my arse is sore

YMOTG has just got back from three days of some at times intense yacht racing off Jom Tien

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Blokeworld

Bangkok has just had its name changed by YMOTG to “BlokeWorld”. Having The Bermanator here for the last month

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Thai massage part 2

I woke up Saturday afternoon after a massive night out with people from work, feeling hungover and seedy as all hell. I decided that some food and rehydration was in order

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Would you like monkey with your penis soup?

Learning to speak thai is both fun, challenging, and a supremely daunting task.

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@simondodson "You're just a tracer".
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@MrFlungabunga hahahaha...that's made my day!
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YOU DID NOT GET FUCKING RIPPED IN 4 WEEKS, NOW FUCK OFF!
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NSFW, contains many, many boobs.
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According to my Sleep Cycle app, I only had 4 hrs of deep sleep last night. No wonder I'm constantly tired!
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Dear Sydney, thongs are for wearing to the beach or corner shop when buying milk, not to work. #fashionfail
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Crazy day. Strangely satisfying though. ^5's for @markagency
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