kangaloos next 5kms

So I just got back from playing Tour Guide for MyTGF as we spent a two week holiday together in Melbourne and surrounds. It was her first time overseas

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The Winner is Syddanney

I was sitting in what must be the only non-gay bar on Oxford Street, quietly nursing my $7.70 glass of Asahi when I was hit on by a 45 year old junkie hooker who kept insisting she wasn’t a hooker.

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Your Man on The Grog

Holy crap! I’ve just been told I have three days to leave the country! No, I have not insulted the Kings’ daughters, I did not pee on the tires of the Prime Ministers’ car, and I have not made enemies with the local mafia.

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Tom Yum Goong

The highlight of last weekend was going to see the long-anticipated release of Thai action star Tony Jaa’s follow-up to Ong-Bak

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The prodigal son and his hair

MyTGF has never so much as been on a plane before in her life, let alone travelled overseas. I’m not sure who’s more excited, me or her.

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Meet The Parent

Last Saturday I had the unenviable task of having to meet MyTGF’s mum for the first time.

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YMOTG IN BISHOP BASHING SHOCKER

MyTGF related the teary-eyed story of how when she was a youngster she would stand tip-toed at the edge of the table and peer over the top as her (now-departed) father and older brother played chess.

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The Mt Everest of Restaurants

Last weekend YMOTG and MyTGF decided to go upmarket for dinner – the usual 100 baht for 3 courses of gristley beef and chicken-with-chillis-stuffed-with-chillis-in-chilli-sauce just wasn’t doing it for me

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Subterranean Homesick Blues

Well well well. One year ago today I left the not so sunny shores of ye olde Melbourne towne for the adventure of a lifetime – living and working in Thailand.

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How Long to Ha Long

Day 2 of our Vietnam Odyssey saw us sitting on a bus for four hours as we made our way to Ha Long Bay, all the while listening to our tour guide who was enraptured by the sound of her own voice.

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