I really am psychic

Thank the gods she starts english lessons next week

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The Scarlet Max Brenner

Just because a man with a freshly shaved head goes into a store called

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Red Crab, Dead Crab.

MyTW on cricket, VB, and chilli crabs.

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I take it all back.

Maybe Sydney ain't all that bad after all

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Dirty Old Town, Dirty Old Town

Sydney is the dirtiest, sleeziest city I've ever been in

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Where the Bloody Hell Are You!

Koh Racha was affected by the 2004 tsunami...if you don't hear from me after easter, send out a search party

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Great Uncle Skinny invented the esky

You simply don't meet many people that have been hit by buses and lived to tell the tale

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Why I love The Internet Part 1

He's out there, putting himself on the front line day in, day out, and risking life and limb all in the name of a good story.

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Richard C Hoagland is an asshole

...as an acne-ridden gullible pre-cursor to Fox Mulder, I wanted to believe

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@simondodson "You're just a tracer".
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OH @mootpointer "we could put in place a false dns entry for time.asia.apple.com to force everyone to think it's beer o-clockl"
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@MrFlungabunga hahahaha...that's made my day!
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YOU DID NOT GET FUCKING RIPPED IN 4 WEEKS, NOW FUCK OFF!
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http://bit.ly/615rWg Pat Robertson 'A Public Relations Nightmare,' Says God
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Don't know what they're selling, but I'm buying. http://bit.ly/8uOyYo
NSFW, contains many, many boobs.
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According to my Sleep Cycle app, I only had 4 hrs of deep sleep last night. No wonder I'm constantly tired!
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Dear Sydney, thongs are for wearing to the beach or corner shop when buying milk, not to work. #fashionfail
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Crazy day. Strangely satisfying though. ^5's for @markagency
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