@simondodson "You're just a tracer".
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Kids? Who needs them when you have a barbecue.
Kids? Who needs them when you have a barbecue.
Let's go Dutch! Take anything you want! Let me off at the next corner!
Oh shit, I've been spiked!
fuck me I've got no eyebrows!
I have sworn off pizza for life
you're a foul-mouthed drunken c#nt who spends all day down at the lake
thousands of fans coming to (on?) her website every day
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@simondodson "You're just a tracer".
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OH @mootpointer "we could put in place a false dns entry for time.asia.apple.com to force everyone to think it's beer o-clockl"
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@MrFlungabunga hahahaha...that's made my day!
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YOU DID NOT GET FUCKING RIPPED IN 4 WEEKS, NOW FUCK OFF!
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http://bit.ly/615rWg Pat Robertson 'A Public Relations Nightmare,' Says God
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worst tattoo ever? http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthewg15/4267793513/sizes/l/
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Don't know what they're selling, but I'm buying. http://bit.ly/8uOyYo
NSFW, contains many, many boobs.
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According to my Sleep Cycle app, I only had 4 hrs of deep sleep last night. No wonder I'm constantly tired!
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Dear Sydney, thongs are for wearing to the beach or corner shop when buying milk, not to work. #fashionfail
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Crazy day. Strangely satisfying though. ^5's for @markagency
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