A Special Moment

Kids? Who needs them when you have a barbecue.

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Spare me my life!

Let's go Dutch! Take anything you want! Let me off at the next corner!

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The Chip Fairy

Oh shit, I've been spiked!

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The Naked Eyebrow Chef

fuck me I've got no eyebrows!

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To the Complaints Dept

Perhaps his wife has been holding out on pussy. His kids probably hate him, and I'm willing to bet that he kicks his dog.

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Spider Woman

We spied these fetching pair of boots, which I insisted she try on

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The Crying Game

I have sworn off pizza for life

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Next Up: Survivor Wielkopolska

you're a foul-mouthed drunken c#nt who spends all day down at the lake

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YMOTG GETS TITS OUT FOR THE LADS

thousands of fans coming  to (on?) her website every day

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Football Fracture Fever

"Drunk were you?" asked the nurse. "Umm, yeah..." I replied sheepishly.

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Psst... @twalve @lachlanhardy '06 Covenant for $35 per bottle. Just bought me a case. https://t.co/0Tg9ZSwv

@Gringomoses your ticket price

Smashing my Todo list like a red-headed step-child today. #winning #donthitkidsok

@franksting labor party in general.

STAND BACK! I'M USING RSPEC!

No ANZ, I don't want a chance to meet Coldplay.

@franksting one fiery rant doesn't make up for years of ineptitude and corruption either.

@zbender Coming soon to a desert near you - Fremen stillsuits?

@rioter good work, that what it's all about. Tho HK has some awesome high end joints too